destruction

What you are on the way to if someone takes all your base. See all your base are belong to us and Zero Wing for more.

CATS: "All your base are belong to us."
"You are on the way to destruction."

by Chaos_Man July 16, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

When you eat 6 breakfast burritos and fart while wearing a trenchcoat. Then walk into a crowded restaurant and open your trench coat to release the toxic fumes, killing everyone.

The morning crowd at McDonald's kept eating thier food, blissfully unaware the terrorist had just finished eating 4 McGriddles. He felt a slight rumble in his intestines, then stood up and began to undo his trenchcoat buttons....

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

Diablo 2 - Lord of Destruction

A fun, yet addictive game which will take all your freetime (aswell as work-time, school etc) if you get sucked into it, just as the huge amount of vicious emos around the world.
Be carefull this game will turn your best IRL friend into a greedy thief if he can get his virtual paladin fingers on your precious engima.
However when playing with some other friends, or just by yourself the game will be very entertaining. Because of all the different items and spells, there are many ways to personalize your character, and since good items tend to be very rare, finding them is almost compareable to taking alot of ecstasy.

The max level is 99, which requires an enormous amount of experience points, so whenever you'll reach the unreachable you'll most likely be dead or Korean.
Play at own risk, and discover you and your friends darker sides!

Adam: So me and Josh were playing Diablo 2 - Lord of destruction the other day, when he stabbed me and took all my gear.. man that sucks, i gotta pwn him next time i see him.. just don't know how since i haven't got any muscles left... i'll see if i can pay somebody a few high runes to do the job.
Rick: Dude you are fucking retarded man, get a life... How many hrs???????

by WORLDCUP2010 June 18, 2010

Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003

destruction therapy

breaking plates and such to relieve anger/stress

"i saw your boyfriend making out with another girl"
"im in some major need of destruction therapy right now!"

by uos January 22, 2009

Syntax Destruction

The process of intentionally vitiating the arrangement of words and phrases with excessive jargon (especially Fedspeak) with the aim of misleading.

In the case of Fedspeak, it results with the media in opposing camps interpreting the inscrutable gobbledegook in vastly different ways leading to further polarization of the Joe Public. Now with Joe Public beclouded by partisan interpretation, interpreting inscrutable gobbledegook under the false pretenses of inbringing clarity to the Fedspeak's inscrutable gobbledegook.

Alan Greenspan's syntax destruction made it seemed like he answered the question, but in fact he did not. In reality he responded with inscrutable gobbledegook.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 25, 2020

Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009