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Deflatio

Any sight, thought or statement that instantly destroys sexual arousal, especially in men. Psychological equivalent to a cold shower.

Meant to parody fellatio.
I was just about to score when a commercial for Dr. Phil came on the TV. Total Deflatio.
by LosButchos October 5, 2007
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deflategate

Scandal revolving around deflating a football to give a team an edge in the game. The football equivalent of Watergate.
By deflating footballs in a championship game, an NFL team created the scandal now known as Deflategate.
by ozoni11 January 21, 2015
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deflower

The act of taking the virginity of a girl. The term comes from the fact that the hymen, before being torn, most frquently looks like an inverted flower.
After the rainbow party, Mary said she was tired of being the only virgin in the seventh grade and asked me to deflower her. We went up to her room while her family was playing Jenga. She was tight and there was blood everywhere from her ripped hymen. She was so sore that I had to pull out early, so she cleaned me up and finished me with a blow job.
by BRD November 22, 2004
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Deflowered Nun

A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.
Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."
by Qbie November 5, 2014
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deflector defense

Deflector Defense- when one cannot provide a good reason for not participating in an activity that they have to turn it around and deflect blame where it does not belong. This is generally done in effort to move the attention away from the issue at hand and put it on someone else.
"Stephanie is putting up her deflector defense again to avoid why she will really not attend Girls Night Out".

"Uh oh, here comes Stephanie's deflector defense again. Let's be prepared Kathy!"

"Stephanie always uses a deflector defense when she has lame excuses for not doing something."
by KLee123 March 20, 2009
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Deflar

To remain afk for an extended period of time with no warning issued to people depending on you.
Why did the healer deflar? I'm never running with him again!
by Let Get Fizikal January 30, 2010
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Deflatten

A feeling of getting squished while emotionally having the air let out of your balloon.
It's just so deflattening to have a boss like this.
by Cuscooter December 27, 2011
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