Defcon-M

Just after you cum, and you start the clean up. Then you hear the family vehicle pull into the garage. Immediately you go into Defcon-M, which is the state of panic you're in..

Guy 1: Last night i just finished masturbating and my parents got home..
Guy 2: What did you do?
Guy 1: I went into Defcon-M, obviously!

by ToxicWaster May 21, 2013

Decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is the act of being confused and as some would say puzzled

How did he make that shot, I'm so decompuzzled!!!

by Not Frst February 15, 2022

decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is being extremly confused at a statement

Bro how do we still have no gym and we’re a rich ass school
They got outbid by cvs by 100$
Man that shit got me decompuzzled

by Nottonyg January 25, 2022

decommission

to officially stop using weapons,a nuclear power station,etc.

we went to the station but it was decommissioned.

by tablo91 November 13, 2011

Decomp

A Decomp is a compound such as fruit & vegetables.
An example would be a Mavecott

John said to Ben ‘what decomp’s are left over ?’

Ben said ‘A mavecott’

by Derek nightingale September 24, 2019

Defcon

Stands for "defecation condition" - a play off of the government acronym for "defense condition". Refers to the varying, and usually scaling, levels of severity relating to an impending bowel movement. The direction of the sliding scale varies from user to user, but typical usage labels Defcon 1 as the least urgent, and Defcon 5 as an imminent expulsion (the opposite of the defense department's usage).

Dude, I was at Defcon 5 and nearly shit my pants. Luckily we drove by a Carl's Jr. and I was able to drop a load.

by The Colonel July 18, 2003