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A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.

Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.

Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.
"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."

"God, he has serious DDS today."

"Talk about DDS!"
DDS by Irony June 8, 2005
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DDS or Dump Denial Syndrome. A common affliction amongst the lazy and hygiene-flexible populace. Occurs when the expulsion of feces is imminent, but the affected party chooses to dismiss this reality. Can lead to rectal discomfort, elevated blood pressure and in rare cases, arousal.
"Dude you're so red-in-the-face, DDS at all?"
DDS by The Turd whisperer. March 26, 2009
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Kristin: I think 1:00 to 4:00 is 4 hours...
Liza: That's 3 hours you DDS
DDS by thisisnottoripadlock July 7, 2011
(Deep Dramaic Sigh)
when you are having a really bad day or moment and a regular sigh just won't work you use a loud overly exaggerated sigh
I have a really bad headache dds
DDS by Yung WizDom December 17, 2009
DDS is a acronym for Daddy Dick Solution, meaning sex is always an option.
Travis: Yo!
Sierra: Hey, i'm bored.
Parker: You down for DDS?
Stoops: I'm always down for DDS!
Travis: DDS on Stoops sounds good!
Sierra: me too me too
DDS by Daddy Parker October 21, 2010
(Dick Deprivation Syndrome) When your body is sexually frustrated and having dick withdrawals.
I've been single too damn long; The doctor says I have DDSand it might be terminal.
DDS by Kipdaddy August 17, 2016
Dead Dad Syndrome

When you become distanced from your father through death
Alan: What happened to James?
Oliver: He got DDS!
Alan: Oh really, how?
Oliver: Dad got canced
DDS by ArdanSupi May 23, 2018