DDS

A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.

Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.

Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.

"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."

"God, he has serious DDS today."

"Talk about DDS!"

by Irony June 8, 2005

DDS

DDS or Dump Denial Syndrome. A common affliction amongst the lazy and hygiene-flexible populace. Occurs when the expulsion of feces is imminent, but the affected party chooses to dismiss this reality. Can lead to rectal discomfort, elevated blood pressure and in rare cases, arousal.

"Dude you're so red-in-the-face, DDS at all?"

by The Turd whisperer. March 26, 2009

DDS

Stands for "Double Dip Shit"
Dip shit

Kristin: I think 1:00 to 4:00 is 4 hours...
Liza: That's 3 hours you DDS

by thisisnottoripadlock July 7, 2011

DDS

(Deep Dramaic Sigh)
when you are having a really bad day or moment and a regular sigh just won't work you use a loud overly exaggerated sigh

I have a really bad headache dds

by Yung WizDom December 17, 2009

DDS

DDS is a acronym for Daddy Dick Solution, meaning sex is always an option.

Travis: Yo!
Sierra: Hey, i'm bored.
Parker: You down for DDS?
Stoops: I'm always down for DDS!
Travis: DDS on Stoops sounds good!
Sierra: me too me too

by Daddy Parker October 21, 2010

DDS

(Dick Deprivation Syndrome) When your body is sexually frustrated and having dick withdrawals.

I've been single too damn long; The doctor says I have DDSand it might be terminal.

by Kipdaddy August 17, 2016

DDS

Dead Dad Syndrome

When you become distanced from your father through death

Alan: What happened to James?
Oliver: He got DDS!
Alan: Oh really, how?
Oliver: Dad got canced

by ArdanSupi May 23, 2018