Definitions by Irony

DDS 

A severe and life long condition that begins at birth for the male sex.

Causes random cases of severe paranoia and moodiness, occassionally leading to spontainious combustion of the cranium.

Other symtoms include pigheadedness, lazyness, sexual attraction to female asses, a love of football and beer. Symtoms may vary.

"Larry Flint is the founder of Hustler Magazine, a very dirty and DDS type of dude."

"God, he has serious DDS today."

"Talk about DDS!"

DDS by Irony June 8, 2005