The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.
Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.
If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
Get the Drunkenese mug.Drinking a large quantity of hard liquor in such a short time that you instantly go from sober to on the floor. This refers to the wrestler Ric Flair and his act of acting normal after taking a beating, only to suddenly fall flat on his face.
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After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.
by Underworld Element October 17, 2006
Get the Drunk Sincerity mug.A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.
Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DILDOZER THE ANAL REAMER October 4, 2011
Get the Kakarot drunk mug.The act of getting drunk incredibly quickly, off of very little alcohol due to the act of missing or skipping dinner.
Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.
Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.
Ben: How was the going away party last night?
Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?
Ben: What?
Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.
Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?
Ben: What?
Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.
by JCashmere December 14, 2010
Get the No Dinner Drunk mug.Going to a monument, museum or other point of interest to drink. It is the classiest, most worldly form of drinking. If you go on vacation and do not drunkument at least once, you are doing it wrong.
Hey Jaclyn, want to go drunkumenting?
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.
Sure! I'll bring the whiskey, and we can drink it on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial!
Quite.
by JamestheThird December 21, 2012
Get the drunkumenting mug.A strategy guide for a video game, which walks you through the game and story as you drink along. Similar to a walk-through, except someone does it while being intoxicated with alcohol. Basically when someone is playing a video game from start to finish and sometimes recording it with the end of sharing it online with other people. At the beginning of the game the person begins drinking, and by the end of the game (if the person manages to not blackout) they should be stone cold drunk.
GF: Please stop drinking baby!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I can't! I owe it to the fans!
GF: These drunkthroughs are killing us! Choose me or your drunkthroughs.
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I choose beer, video games, and my YouTube Channel. Good day.
GF: But..
FiGhTiNCoWBoY: I said GOOD DAY!
by erdamalaZ August 17, 2014
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