cuntster

A hipster that listens to country music who wears tight pants and a cowboy hat, most commonly found in Austin Texas.

We went to a bar on East Sixth St last night and the bar was full of cuntsters!

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

cuntstipated

can get erection but unable to ejaculate

poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"

by theWestHamfan January 9, 2004

Cuntsticle

When a guy gets his balls hit so hard that one of them rupture's and looks like it has a vagina as well.

guy 1 "hey man how was last night with your girlfriend?"

guy 2 "not so well, we got into a fight and she kicked me so hard that i have a Cuntsticle now"

by mofo December 26, 2016

Cuntstick

It is what you call a very idiotic or anoying person. Saying that they have a stick in there cunt

Shut the duck up you cuntstick

by Cantthinkofausernameisalreadya February 27, 2018

Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman, who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato wearing a cheap wig.

"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."

by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020

Cuntsent

Used by lesbians, and lesbians only, as a substitute for the word consent in sexual encounters and/or all other things/situations where consent is needed for the action to not be offensive, triggering or otherwise emotionally damaging. Should not and can not be used by men, straight white men in particular.

L1: "can i dirty sanchez your furry face vage?"
L2: "oh sure i give you my cuntsent to fingerblast my under-nose with your poop covered, pissbox smelling finger"

by Tongue Boxer May 15, 2023

Oliver Cuntster

Somebody who is both a cuntster and a trickster in the highest degree. Half slutty and half tricky, the Oliver Cuntster enjoys playing pranks and sleeping with guys

Person 1:Hey did you hear about Dave yesterday, he slept with Andrew after covering him in whipped cream.
Person 2: Yeah, well you know, Dave is truly an Oliver Cuntster.

by Takyo October 6, 2019