Cranbrook BC

Hockey or trucks?? pick one. if you don’t you better learn how to skateboard and buy a breeze. drink of choice?? hey y’alls. it doesn’t matter if you’re a hick, a skid or a hockey kid. there’s nothing to do here except go for a drive with your friends around gold creek or go for a late night Don’s run. everyone claims they hate it here and want to move to the coast after they graduate but after a few years at the college they become stuck here, just like their parents. every hoe that lives here has a snapchat score of at least a million. there’s such an awful selection of people to date that you have to start looking for people that are at least 3 years apart in age from you. there’s at least 10 lg’s at every party. speaking of parties, people love having them at random lakes 20 mins out of town. this place isn’t special.

Cranbrook BC kids are skids.

by countryboyiloveyou666 September 13, 2018

cranap

Taking a crap and a then a nap in the stall at work. Sometimes combined with a little wacking off to help with the hangover hornies.

Man, I'm destroyed today, I'm gonna go take a cranap, cover for me.

by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

cran-rammer

A young man who thinks he is the best, although typically cran-rammers are somewhere in the mid- to fair okay region of the performance spectrum.

Did you see how proud Josh was of his mediocre sales presentario? He is a cran-rammer, for sure.

by lexicographa October 4, 2010

Alex cRanch

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

Whats that thing floating in the water, is it an Alex cranch

by Fuck ja police November 4, 2011

Cranch

When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Last night I got cranch all over my bed

by Troy and Chris July 9, 2021

Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.

"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"

by Pervenu April 28, 2005

The Cranberries

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...

The Cranberries are sooo coool...

by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003