Pervenu's definitions

Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.

"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"

by Pervenu April 28, 2005