crap box

particularly uninteresting, perhaps even ugly car.

"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"

by This hour has 42 minutes June 20, 2009

Crap Juggler

That moment you have in a bathroom when you take a shit but since people enter in and out of the bathroom, you need to drop it at just the right moment in between their visits.

Stephen: Dude Alex is such a good Crap Juggler! He is able to shit when like 7 people entered the bathroom within 5 minutes!

by Canadiankid415 January 26, 2013

Crap Ton

The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration

Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole😋🤤

by Joshey2284 June 10, 2021

crap bab

Scrap Baby but in a trend

dAdDy i lOve yOu tHiS iS mE eLiZaBeTh aS crap bab

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 14, 2021

shit you get for crap these days

Expression of resignation to the profound suckness of life.

Dad got canned the day before his pension would've kicked in. I tell ya, the shit you get for crap these days.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

crap bag

My new name.

1st name Crap, last name Bag.
Its fun, original, no1 else has a name like it.
If you need a easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.

by Crap Bag April 26, 2004

crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006