the crunchy reaper

A grim reaper who only kills chip.

We aresuch couch potatoes

I know the Crunchy Reaper is soooo going to come for us

by The Crunchy Reaper January 19, 2019

gone crunchy

Someone or something that is unlikeable beyond limits. Or when something stops working/broken.

My teacher gone crunchy during class. The computer gone crunchy when the child was playing a game.

by The Big Data March 15, 2022

feelin kinda crunchy

to be caught red handed in an embarrassing moment

look at you!!! I bet you feelin kinda crunchy about that huh

by srovaj3 July 19, 2011

crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

by risarisa November 25, 2015

Crunchyroll and Chips

The weeaboo way of saying...

Netflix and Chill

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?

by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021