dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

cleaverage

to get leverage in any situation with one's cleavage

woman: "oh my god, that was easy getting my husband to take out the garbage. All i needed was a little cleaverage

by Trevor Green August 16, 2008

Paula Creamer

When a chick is giving a guy a hand-job and he blows his load onto her wrist.

After a hand-job, I gave her a Paula Creamer.

by VitHydra December 26, 2010

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

Coldstone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

by Carl H. August 18, 2005

pussy craver

a person who is cant get their mind off of pussy

"Eric is a pussy craver?"

by brettisdare January 25, 2009