cracker jack

humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist
ive never seen such a crack shot with a knife...hes a cracker jack
by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006
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cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 10, 2020
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Carolina Cracker Jack

Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.

(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.

He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.
by Cullen W. May 24, 2006
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Cracker Jack Box

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
by Jamesindtown September 15, 2007
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Cracker Jack cop

a cop who is so shit at there job they abuse there power and use the laws against good citizens.
by wizwiz May 21, 2021
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cracker jack

hey, lets go out to da rez yo and score us some cracker jack bud
by Teliot May 05, 2003
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cracker jack nut

Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
"hey travis u r being a total cracker jack nut"
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
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