Cornflake

A rich idiot.

After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.

He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.

A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.

by jolene_motley December 3, 2013

cornflaking

Bullshitting, dicking around, fucking around.

Him: "Tra la la, I hope it's time to go to work!"
Her: "Come on man, quit cornflaking and let's go!"

by mellowcheddar May 26, 2007

cornflake girl

The term comes from a song written by tori amos about betrayall between women. In the song two factions of women are referred to; the "Raisin Girls" are "multicultural" and open-minded while the "Cornflake Girls" of the title are "narrowminded and full of prejudice". This aludes to their distribution on a cereal box, then "raisin girls" are harder to find.

She will never accept your idea, she's a total cornflake girl

by JessoT May 28, 2008

Cornflake

A term made up by a liberal snowflake as a false equivalency to the term snowflake.

Healey, "Look, a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve! "

Steve, "Someone get the cornflakes out of here, please."

Gordo, "What about Hillary and Bengazi?"

Jim, "McCain was awesome and I hate white people."

Djino, "Hookers."

Hooter, "Shut up Steve and Jim"

by HooterSalusFootballRules September 19, 2018

cornflake single

A song one has not played in a long time that is even better than one remembers. As used by BBC6 presenter Steve Lamacq on his programme on 29 February 2008.

Cream's "Strange Brew" is a cornflake single.

by R.C.W. February 29, 2008

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

Stepping in cornflakes

(v) The act of ruining something, and or defying someone.

Derived from pat the baker posing as billy's father.

Andy: Mom just cut off the internet!
Rikky: Dude, she's stepping in cornflakes!!!

by crp930 August 4, 2009