When the rooster wakes up for the first time in his life, but it's not just any awakening, it's a religious awakening. At first their chirping and pecking, you know the normal rooster things, but the next thing you know you'll walk into your coop and see your rooster reading a Bible. Know that this is completely normal, it's just apart of you rooster growing up.
by Bloogus October 12, 2019
Get the Cootus mug.(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.
(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper
by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012
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Get the Cookussy mug.1) What East Texans call a Cajun.
2) What East Texans call an East Texas Cajun, as opposed to a Louisiana Cajun.
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by Coony May 7, 2007
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2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.
3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.
The coonstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of coonstars that coonstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. They then proceeded to steal their jew gold.
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by Angry Black Coon April 5, 2008
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