Skip to main content

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.
Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"
by high5er5 January 25, 2012
mugGet the Controlled Stubble mug.

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.
by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013
mugGet the Controlled Release mug.

Contoodle

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!
by $lim $hady January 22, 2008
mugGet the Contoodle mug.

Confoozled

Wow! I'm so Confoozled!
by cocoa_luvr_8 May 22, 2011
mugGet the Confoozled mug.

contopled

When something falls that is really loud and makes you laugh
Bro we we’re building a fort and that shit contopled
by bi11 May 7, 2023
mugGet the contopled mug.

contold

A woman whose husband has had sexual relations with others during their marriage; a victim of adultery; the female equivalent of "cuckold"; can also be used as a verb.
I heard Cynthia's husband and his secretary have been fornicating every Tuesday afternoon! Poor woman, only 29 and already a contold.
by leshka321 May 3, 2009
mugGet the contold mug.

Controlled Rager

A Rager party that is limited to the amount of people due to the person throwing down not wanting to have the rager get out of hand. However, it is still an awesome rager party
"Dude im glad we kept that a controlled rager because i still feel like shit from that night
by red123451 July 28, 2011
mugGet the Controlled Rager mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email