energy consulting

The First Rule of Energy Consulting is you do not talk about Energy Consulting.

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

consult

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth.

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me"

"boy, what I would give to get consulted right now"

"why don't you just go consult him and get it the hell over with"

by robcoreatthedisco18 March 4, 2009

Recruitment Consultant

1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.

recruitment consultant made the world a bad place.

by Vi July 7, 2003

Consultanium

Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.

See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").

That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.

by AmitC. March 9, 2007

consultants

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."

by just a dude May 25, 2012

Consultrac

A software program used to track the amount of time spent on various projects. This would be a particularly useful program were it not mandatory to enter the time into the system that they were expecting to come out the other end.

I entered my time into Consultrac, but they made me go back and change the entries to meet their budgeted values.

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

consultick

Consultants from large firms that bury themselves, much like a tick, into corporate clients and never leave.

Hell, when Ruth got here, I knew she was a consultick.

by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011