When you take sleep so long during quarantine that you don't know what time it is or what is happening in the outside world and you may as well be in a coma.
A friend calls, waking you from a nap, with news from the outside world: "Thanks for waking me up from my coronacoma!"
by GypsyFairy March 24, 2020
Get the Coronacoma mug.A coronaphoner is a very modern phenomenon triggered by the heinous virus. An interview by a journalist conducted from afar is termed a "phoner". An interview conducted from any distance, but now via cell phone to maintain social distance, is a coronaphoner.
I needed to interview the police chief, so we did a coronaphoner while I sat in the parking lot outside her office.
by ElCommissioner March 30, 2020
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Soreness and inability to properly walk after excessive sex during quarantine. Also known as Corona Crotch or cOWWvid19
Once we finished Netflix, my partner and I had nothing else to do, so we fucked all day. Now due to my CoronaCrotch, I can barely walk or sit down.
by aberrantshoe112 April 2, 2020
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Get the coronahorn mug.Coronacops are the self-appointed neighborhood watchdogs who ensure their neighbors and fellow citizens are not violating the ever changing rules of coronacaptivity. They will dime you out in a second if you're maskless and/or only 5'11" from another human in public. See also, Karenazi and Kevinazi.
Mayor de Blassio opened up hotline for coronacops to report people for violating the rules of coronacaptivity. It was supposed to be just a tip line; the line was flooded with dick pics. The citizens utilized the 'members' of society to rise up against him.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
Get the coronacops mug."We had tickets to ACL, but Austin has the worst infection rate in the country, so it's cancelled. Coronaholed again!"
Synonym: Covidholed
Synonym: Covidholed
by Elevenstring July 5, 2020
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