No Context Message Day

February 9th is national no context message day, a day where everyone can put a message with no context into every DM and server their in on Discord.

Hey today's no context message day, you know what that means.
with that said
put thing instead of think :pensive:

by kenzie is hungry February 9, 2021

Out of Context Everything

What seems to be another retarded and unoriginal gimmick account that repost shit to twitter on the outside, but on the inside the most heinous and crazy fucking drama happened in the discord server which was filled with mentally ill and unfunny teens the server only lasted for a year until the mods became fucking lazy and decided to delete it. The first account got mass reported and deleted which caused a stir in late 2020, but they made a second one and its still going on to this day somehow.

Guy 1: Yo dude have you heard that Out of Context Everything got permanently banned on Twitter
Guy 2: Oh! That copy and paste gimmick account.

by HardtimeSpazzy May 13, 2022

contextricate

Convenient one word term for the otherwise clumsy "take out of context". Obviously derived from context and extricate (latter meaning to elaborately and deviously withdraw from a precarious situation). This is new coinage - you heard it on Urban Dictionary first.

The attorney contextricated his client's ex-wife tennis lessons on summer afternoons to give them the appearance of a tawdry romance ostensibly culminating in a tryst.

by Slick Willy March 16, 2005

context

no human ever alive has ever heard of it

Guy 1: Woah look at that big cock *looks at a big chicken (aka cock) on tv*
Guy 2 in another room: you what?
Guy 1: Oh im watching this big chicken on tv, dont take it out of context!

by GSA84 April 14, 2021

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019