Living together with several different sex/romantic partners. To have multiple girlfriends or wives, all of whom know about each other and live in the same house. Polygamy.
Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.
The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Originated thousands of years ago as a means of producing a large number of offspring, and as a status symbol, to show off how many women and children a man could afford to provide for, and to display virility. Now banned in most countries, but was once common practice, even in early Christendom: Charlamagne had multiple wives.
The word was recently popularized by one Ricky Lackey, a convicted thief who, when asked by the judge at his trial how many children he had, replied: "None now, but I have six on the way." When the judge asked if he was marrying a woman who had six children, he replied "No, I be concubining." Meaning, of course, that he had 6 girlfriends, all of whom were pregnant.
Judge: "Do you have any children?"
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
Lackey: "No, but I have six on the way."
Judge: "So, you're marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No, I be concubining."
by the birds and trees October 22, 2007
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the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
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Anyone who uses an Airline Reservation system is in fact using a system with concurrency data control
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He is quite confutrosexual (or confutro). He loves Barbara Streisand, is in Oprah's book club, wears pink knit sweaters, likes football and has a girlfriend. Elton John was confutrosexual before he came out.
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