that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms
colten is a fuckin idiot
by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021
Colten doesnt give a shit
by Logjig November 01, 2019
he is so colten.
by thebae666 March 18, 2019
Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
by Theslay August 24, 2023
Self believed savior. One who is righteous without example or cause. See also; douchebag. Most likely the only biological male capable of pregnancy.
Person 1: Did you see how impressively I accomplished that?!
Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.
Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.
by Na² June 29, 2022
that's not very colten ben of you
To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean
by THENIGQE April 10, 2024