Dirty Colten

To dip you cock in teriyaki sauce and then make a gorgeous black immense woman suck it until thats shit is clean

His cock is not gonna smell for a week after that dirty colten he recieved

by THENIGQE April 9, 2024

Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.

Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.

by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022

colten

Self believed savior. One who is righteous without example or cause. See also; douchebag. Most likely the only biological male capable of pregnancy.

Person 1: Did you see how impressively I accomplished that?!

Person 2: Stop being a Colten, all you did was take the garbage out and ripped the bag trying to get out the door.

by Na² June 28, 2022

Colten Ryan

he is my friend

Colten Ryan is a lovely person and he makes friends easily

by udhx November 24, 2020

Colten

a guy that can help you when your days ruined or help it get better.

I hope you have a good day Colten!

by BABY OWLS LOOK LIKE ALIENS November 16, 2020

colten

some one who gets bullied a lot and bullies are attacked to.

he is so colten.

by thebae666 March 18, 2019

colten

that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms

colten is a fuckin idiot

by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021