Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.

After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!

by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008

Colliton

the act of nutting inside a bitches nose and/or ear

Hey bro! I totally just collitoned this girl yesterday because she is a huge bitch and deserved it!

by chauncer flannigan April 18, 2010

Clintonian

Disingenuous and prone to failure to the most extreme degree.

The pathological liar's reputation was not just deplorable, it was downright Clintonian.

by Mickey Truth February 7, 2017

Clinton County Ferris Wheel

When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle

Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel

by giantdingdong January 20, 2019

Bill Clinton Special

To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.

"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"

by TheShaqAttaq January 22, 2017

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas before serving as First Lady of the United States. She is married to ex-President William "Bill" J. Clinton. Her focus is mainly on children, women's rights, and medical advancements.

-She initiated such projects like the Adoption and Safe Families Act of 1997, Save America's Treasures program, and the Millennium Project.
-She helped the many veterans of World War II to find out about an awful illness caused by Agent Orange.
-She is regarded as the most openly empowered presidential wife in history next to Eleanor Roosevelt.
-She was one of the first of her time to speak out against the Taliban's poor treatment of women.
-She is the first First Lady to run for elected office, and the first to win
-She is the Senator of New York
-Secured $21.4 billion to help clean up after the 9/11 attacks in New York
-Is considered a Liberal
-Her main views are to fight terrorism, support working families, independent markets/press/branches of government, strong united nations, universal health care, eliminating without criminalizing abortion, and believes that states should decide whether or not gay marriage should be legal

And finally, she is a part of the group that recognizes that not all East Asians are terrorists.

Who do you want for President in 2008? Dick, or the woman who's husband's dick got blown?

"Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service." -Hillary Clinton

by cirumaru September 21, 2005

Clinton Dip

To Moisten your Cigar by dipping it into a Vaginal opening

U.S. President Bill Clinton was accused of Dipping his cigar deep into the Fleshy Folds of Monica Lewinskys Vagina. He also smoked it afterward and claimed the Aroma to be quite Fishy! Thus the Clinton Dip!

by Dr K.Schtelzer PHD BED 123 March 19, 2010