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Academic Cocoon

1.)When an undergraduate university student who is living on campus feels that he/she knows nothing from the outside.Specifically World events.

2.)When any person studying or working in a university that feels that they are living in a world which is protected by the forces of academia. In financial and personal terms.
1.)What? Obama is elected? I have no idea because i live in an academic cocoon.

2.)Money is for real people not for people who live inside an academic cocoon.
by JZ1990man March 25, 2009
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Cum Cocoon

Cum on a girl so much she is enveloped by it like a caterpillar beocming a cocoon
I came so much last night I turned her into a cum Cocoon
by OC87* August 5, 2018
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negro cocoon

Negro cocoon or nigger cocoon is the state of being in a transitional period, transforming from a random light skin colored gangster wannabe, to a somehow more dark skinned “OG” negro.

The term was created by YouTuber, Filthyfrank, in one of his now long deleted videos; just one among many of his underrated creations.
Tom: I can feel the change Tyrel! I’m in a negro cocoon! One of these days, I’ll be just like you!

Tyrel: Damn man that’s whack! Can’t wait!
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titty cocoon

When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.

A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!
Manny got trapped in a titty cocoon, now we call him The Quad.
by TheTom December 21, 2013
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balloon cocoon

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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Hive Cocooning

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.
Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.
by jayfrank January 1, 2012
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