cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.

person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!

by horsefly October 10, 2005

cockrider

Your mom when she rides her tight wet pussy on my hard throbbing cock all night long.

Johnny, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why??

Because she's a fucking slutty cockrider.

by bob April 25, 2003

cockfiddle

To cockfiddle. One who stick his dick in fruits

Hey Ben you love to cockfiddle don't you!

by mashkara December 23, 2008

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022

Cockcited

adj.

To be excited about the cock.

1.)Used for girls/gays who enjoy cock and get excited about it.

2.) Or used for guy friends or enemies you enjoy making fun of.

Ex.1) Look at how she licked her lips when she saw that cock. She must be cockcited

Ex.2) A guy friend of yours says "DIET COCK!!!" in a joke reference to a Diet Coke. it is ok to call him "cockcited"

by Ed The Ringleader April 16, 2011

cockidenty

To be Cocky and confindent

man that guy is cockidenty

by Joshierules April 13, 2010

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014