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Clownade 

Synonym for clown show. When a group of people behaves in a cringe manner/inappropriately or communally changing behavior and speech in order to relate to a certain theme.
"Look at all these dorks acting tough ... such a clownade"
Clownade by toma_the_real_g November 4, 2022

Clowneying 

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.
That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.
Clowneying by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003
what the fuck are you guys talking about, chowned is a clever combination of chown (the unix command) and owned (the lol-maker). they both share 3 letters chOWNed so that makes it clever. someone please remove the other definitions from the dictionary because they are ludicous and offensive. also, dongs.
lol chowned, dick...
chowned by aichains September 13, 2008

Trump Clownery 

The Trump Clownery is when Trump supporters ignore lockdown and when their president doesn't win the 2020 election they become a fucking beyblade and wanna become murderers so they go somewhere and RIOT!
Jacob: Dude did you hear the news in North Carolina?
Rammy: Wait what the fuck, no...
Jacob: On the radio on Thursday some Trump Supporters went to some court place and fucked up some people
Rammy: Over the election? That's a lot of Trump Clownery...
Trump Clownery by mitzklune January 9, 2021

high level clownery 

When a bald man tries to be a funny and instead creates a whole new level of clowning around.

When no-one laughts the baldie thinks it's because his jokes are too high brow - its actually because they suck.

THats some high level clownery.

Like a complement sandwhich without thte bottom - you think its a nice term and relise the jokes on you.

Often happends to a sharp tool.
Meer: Stuart you look like a panda, Lim you're a girafe...
Everyone - silent:
Lim (finally after a long akward pause): Meer that was..umm.. some high level clownery....you sharp tool pirarte mole rat!