Cloink

someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. Invented by Emma Love and Stephanie Roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. Fake Jesus.

Guy-"Yeah I'm so cool, I'm probably like the hottest person alive and stuff."
Girl- "You cloink you..."

-OR-
Guy-"I'm jesus!"
Girl-"No your not! your a bloody cloink!"

by Steffi Roden September 25, 2006

cloister kitten

A college co-ed who drinks at night and lays in bed/couch during the daylight hours venturing only from her cloister to receive delivery pizza, natty ice and a new box of condoms. She will eat, drink and fuck in her cloister until it is dark and time to go out again.

CK- "wow, I feel like I don't get out in the daylight anymore"
You- "Yeah, thats because you are a cloister kitten"

or

"Julie is a total cloister kitten"

by kitten2005 March 29, 2012

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 1, 2003

cloiea

A typical emo freak. Normally hangs with people who are out of the ordinary. They will stick to themselves when in large crowds, but when in a controlled environment they're fairly loud and funny.

Cloiea is so quiet... is what I thought a month ago. Will they ever shut up?

by Auroraisalwaysright January 17, 2017

Cloik

When you're happy and confused at the same time

I am so cloik right now.
That made me cloik.

by Zexart January 27, 2017

cloit

offbrand clout that comes from russia

omg that clout is so fake it’s cloit

by DIXIESTICK December 11, 2018

Cloister

A newly invented Northern Irish term for a load of something similar to fuckton, shitheap etc.

“Aye that boy can drink a fair fuckin cloister.”

by Jordan427 March 9, 2021