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someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. Invented by Emma Love and Stephanie Roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. Fake Jesus.
Guy-"Yeah I'm so cool, I'm probably like the hottest person alive and stuff."
Girl- "You cloink you..."

-OR-
Guy-"I'm jesus!"
Girl-"No your not! your a bloody cloink!"
Cloink by Steffi Roden September 25, 2006
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Clinkabell

Slang from the South-West of England meaning an icicle.
There’s a thaw comin’ the clinkabells have started drippin’.
Clinkabell by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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Cloink clink clinkers clonker clonk clinky choink Cloin Clinking Clonky

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.
The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.
The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015
My old man spent most of his life in The Clink.
The clink by Belle Savage December 7, 2015

Clinkers 

I need my Clinkers wetting
Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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