someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. Invented by Emma Love and Stephanie Roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. Fake Jesus.
Guy-"Yeah I'm so cool, I'm probably like the hottest person alive and stuff."
Girl- "You cloink you..."

Guy-"I'm jesus!"
Girl-"No your not! your a bloody cloink!"
by Steffi Roden September 25, 2006
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