Cloink

someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. Invented by Emma Love and Stephanie Roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. Fake Jesus.

Guy-"Yeah I'm so cool, I'm probably like the hottest person alive and stuff."
Girl- "You cloink you..."

-OR-
Guy-"I'm jesus!"
Girl-"No your not! your a bloody cloink!"

by Steffi Roden September 25, 2006

Clinkabell

Slang from the South-West of England meaning an icicle.

There’s a thaw comin’ the clinkabells have started drippin’.

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Suck My Clinkers

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

The clink

Old school slang term for prison

My old man spent most of his life in The Clink.

by Belle Savage December 7, 2015

Clinkers

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019