cleaveland steamer

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

cleavecheese

Cleavecheese occurs when a woman is eating, and food particles accidentally spill into her cleavage.

The particles then ferment in this warm, cavernous environment and if left untreated, transform into a mold-like substance called cleavecheese.

"Dude, did you see Mrs. MacDonald's cleavecheese when she bent down? It was all brown and shit."

by Daniel Nathaniel April 30, 2009

Cleaverage

cleav·er·age (klē′verĭj)
n.

1. The act of in which a female uses her cleavage or breasts, in order to gain leverage in a situation.

I can't believe that she uses her cleaverage just to get into a nightclub?

by banddcole April 24, 2015

Cleaven

Cleaven is the type of person who is good at picking pick up girls and gives off very cool vibes.

" Cleaven is so cool! "

by cleaven June 20, 2022

sketchy cleave

When you rip a weed pen and a vape at the same time.

I just hit a fat sketchy cleave with my shmule bar and my penjamin.
Did you see Ryan hit the sketchy cleave? He’s gonna be so gone!

by Barry McCokener January 1, 2023

Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

by Our21stzen February 12, 2003