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Claude Giroux

Forward for the Philadelphia Flyers. Man of a Million Moves. Rapes everyone on the ice. He even once ate a kodiak bear with all three of his hands tied behind his back.
Claude Giroux had two goals and two assists against the Senators. He fucking raped that team raw
by LayneStaleyisGod March 11, 2011
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Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).
Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.
by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008
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Marie-Claude

Marie-Claude is a wonderful, a caring and a super nice person. If you have one in your life, you’re pretty lucky and make sure she stays close to you. She’ll always have your back no matter what.
Person 1 : I accidentally dropped a paint jar in the class and Marie-Claude helped me get out of it.
Person 2 : Really?! Wow! I really need a Marie-Claude like yours!
by lolzies13 May 20, 2019
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claddagh ring

An Irish ring with two hands grasping a heart with a crown... Meanings- On the right hand facing up it means you are available, on the right facing down means you are taken, but not engaged, on the left hand facing down it means you are engaged/ married.
Yesterday I went to the Irish store and bought a claddagh ring.
by CaraS April 29, 2005
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Cland

To relieve one's self.
I need to take a Cland.
by ruulzu4prez June 8, 2003
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chawdog

packing a pinch of tobacco (skoal, copenhagen, grizzly) in one's mouth
Man, I can't wait to put that fresh chawdog in after errands today.
by Beanskie July 20, 2010
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clandestine violator

An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.

Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.

If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!

Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.

Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!

Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.

Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
by sandy_x December 9, 2012
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