AP Chemistry

A college credit class taken by high school students during the latter years (junior or senior, usually). The class reviews a set number of pre-defined topics by the College Board. The test is formulated by a very devious and malevolent group of individuals who masquerade under the common name Educational Testing Service, or ETS. The sole purpose of this group is to devise a monstrous 3-hour examination composed of two sections, each worth 50% of the test-taker's grade.

Section I - 90 minutes
75 Multiple Choice Questions

Section II - 95 minutes
Part A - 55 minutes
- 3 problems
Part B - 40 minutes
- 2 essay questions
- 1 chemical reactions question

Each free response question will normally be composed of 5-7 subquestions in the form of 1)a, 1)b, 1)c, 1)d, 1)e... Each subquestion will be worded in a cruelly confusing manner and require the test taker to scramble frantically through his/her sheet of common chemical equations before, upon realizing that the equation is either not listed or discovering that he/she doesn't know how to use the equation, bursting into inconsolable tears. Studies show that that this is a common reaction. Stay calm, smile at the proctor, pick up your pencil, and write THIS IS SPARTA across the available space.

What NOT to write on the AP Chemistry Exam

Johnny was a Chemist's son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

by that insane AP student May 8, 2008

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005

Cherish

Cherish is a amazing person. She is very bubbly. She pretty and loyal. If you have a cherish I advise you to keep her. She hides Cher emotions sometimes but just give her space. She’s really humorous . You can look at her and bust out laughing. She may be small but she’ll drop kick. She loves food ALOT! She one of the greatest people you’ll ever.❤️

Nobody:
Cherish: I’m hungry

Nobody:
Cherish: makes weird noises and is annoying 😭

by Hsirehc123 August 2, 2019

Chenice

chenice -

beautiful, intellegent, loud, funky, wont be messed around with, likes to hang with guys, enjoys sport, fun to be around, challenge, joking. cute, kind, loves little kids, lucky, enjoyable. sporty.

is that chenice, your so lucky to have her as a friend.

by smart-lady2468 November 9, 2011

chenita

Smart girl who is mixed race.

Very quiet but after you get to know her she is very hyper and everyone will love her to bits.
chenita is someone you can never start an argument with cause you know she will always win. A faithful heart, she will fall in love with only her true soul mate. You will never want to leave a chenita cause it's the best thing that will ever happen to your life!

Ohhh that chenita booty ohhhh wow

by mother of all definitions December 23, 2014

Chemistry

1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas

2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1

1. I'm going to do some chemistry.

2. I failed chemistry.

by WeWillAllDieSoon December 2, 2020

chekist

what the KGB used to be called (KGB= russian secret police); Den' Chekista (Day of Chekist) is probably on of the most important holidays for the Putin Administration.

"once chekist, always chekist"
"Iz-za kakogoto suki stukar'a, chekisti zastrelili dedushku"

by Winston Wax October 24, 2007