A series of chemistry courses usually taken by science majors and pre-health students. Used as a prerequisite to harder classes, like organic chemistry, etc. It is also used as a "weed-out" class for many universities because it will likely rape you and your GPA up the butt, and prevent you from doing whatever it was you came to college to do.
Student 1: "My ass hurts from the general chemistry rape session I just had this year."
Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."
Student 1: "Fml."
Student 2: "You think your ass hurts from gen. chem.? Just wait until you take organic."
Student 1: "Fml."
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The teaching and educational philosophy founded on the basis of moderate estimation and guessing; a process of learning in which the professor, educator, teacher, or other higher faculty member is at the approximate level of recollection as the students, pupils, or otherwise individuals of the class being taught
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1) You do not get the material, try to learn it by memorizing everything, and wind up feeling like you are running while tied to the back of a fast moving pickup truck. Your grades suck and you go crazy trying to improve them. Or you just give up and get depressed.
2) You figure out that organic chemistry must be learned like a language, and start to gain fluency in it. You understand pKa's, what nucleophiles are best, and all the fun stuff you can do with a C=O bond. Worse still, you probably enjoy it, and may even wish to include organic chemistry in your career. Thus, you are crazy.
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1) Some innocent premed took organic chemistry just to fill a requirement. She barely survived and doesn't want to talk about it. However, she's now a perfectly normal nurse.
2) A woman I knew was an English major until she took organic chemistry. She liked it and turned renegade, and went to get her PhD in organic. By the time I met her, four years into grad school, she was my ochem lab TA and could play Grace from Avatar without makeup. She now teaches organic chemistry at a community college near you...Beware!
2) A woman I knew was an English major until she took organic chemistry. She liked it and turned renegade, and went to get her PhD in organic. By the time I met her, four years into grad school, she was my ochem lab TA and could play Grace from Avatar without makeup. She now teaches organic chemistry at a community college near you...Beware!
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