cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.

Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.

by Munger 69 May 28, 2015

Clatapus

Idle low life that takes comfort in pretending to police the masses but merely sachets about with a opaque veneer of authority, A.K.A a special constable.

Look at that clatapus trying to give it the bobby big time..(met with a sneer of discontent)

by BillyBig July 22, 2010

Catapult Ho

A woman who has an invisible mattress tied to her back,and throws herself at anyone male or female!

Friend 1:"Did you see Barbara all over those butches at the club?"

Friend2,"I saw her. She's a catapult ho. Just throws herself at butches whenever she can"

by JocularCyrano62 September 9, 2010

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

Yoghurt catapult

A sex act where at the point of jizzing the penis is held down and released so the semen is catapulted.

John: totally did the Yoghurt Catapult last night
Richard: really, how far did you get?
John: 5 feet and then some.

by Socratov January 11, 2022

Croatian Catapult

The act of inserting your flaccid penis into your own rectum and then becoming sexually aroused causing the penis to snap out of the anus and launch shit onto one's chest and chin.

Gave my self the Croatian Catapult last night, a treat superb.

by Lumpy44 August 28, 2022