The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.
I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.
1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished
. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.
Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!