3 definitions by thehunger

number 3

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.

I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.

by thehunger August 25, 2007

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 25, 2007

To be extremely high, or to act like you are high due to exhaustion.

Dude, I was so fished last night that I saw a cactapuss

by thehunger August 25, 2007