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Canal Winchester 

Canal Winchester is in the middle of nowhere and it sucks. Here is a brief overview:

Canal Winchester High School's mascot is the Indians, and their colors are maroon and white. The high school offers many college prep and AP courses. New elementary schools, a new wing of the high school, and a new junior high school have all been built since 2000. In athletics they are best known for their basketball, track, cross country, cheerleading, and volleyball teams, all of which compete at the Division 2 level. In recent years the school has produced two Wendy's High School Heisman State Finalists in Greg Guiler and Andy Rhinehart, an award to the state's best high school student athletes.

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Canal Street Special 

Something you bought that isn't directly from the brand/designer; a knock-off.
Friend #1: I love your Uggs. Did you buy them on the UggAustralia website?

Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
Canal Street Special by mgaze1234 January 12, 2012

Canal Winchester 

A place where as of 2019, Brewdog lies. It's first canal boat floated through in 1831.
Canal Winchester by Ctrl W. March 4, 2019

Canal cavity 

When to bisexual men want to guava but one of them has a cavity up his anus. A semi painful gunga up the whole of buts.
Bill, let’s guava! I can’t, I have a canal cavity. Sorry bro.
Canal cavity by Fronky September 1, 2019

Canal grape 

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

Canal Whale 

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale
Canal Whale by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

canal Danned 

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.
I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.