Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.

Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster

by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

crackmonkey

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

by Your name December 8, 2003

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cockmouth

The smell/taste in one's mouth that one experiences up to 12 hours after giving a man a bj.

Despite the fact that she blacked out, Sarah-Jane knew she gave head last night because of her retched cockmouth.

by brittani12 December 7, 2007

cockmobile

Any car that is used by a gay male to obtain cock.

Thuper Billy crashed his cockmobile while getting roadhead from his boyfriend.

by GG money December 22, 2003

cockmobster

a dirty mexican who runs a cockfighting ring out of the back of his bodega.

Man, I owe that cockmobster thirtyfive pesos, or else he has my eyes pecked out...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003