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cottage time

the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
"i just got done having cottage time with lana rhoades"
by chriserin March 11, 2020
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Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 2, 2013
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Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.
Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.
by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016
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Lady Cottage

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage
by Whitebits January 29, 2009
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thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...
"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"
by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004
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swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????
by suzzybaka August 23, 2021
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clottage cheese

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL
ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.
by who dat January 8, 2005
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