beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.

Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."

by Bulldog December 9, 2008

Julius Caesar'd

When a popular/powerful individual (often a politician) is betrayed and stabbed to death by a group of colleagues.

After proposing budget cuts to the local branch, Mayor Dick Johnson was Julius Caesar'd by a group of enraged knitting-needle-wielding librarians.

by Scavokretlaw January 4, 2012

Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

shawty got cakes

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.

Shawty Got Cakes

by @AyeIts2Fresh March 7, 2014

Cabezilla

When you succees on doing a joke, instead of saying "Gotcha" or laughting out loud, you say "cabezilla"

Also

When you you are about to fuck with a man and he shows you his dick, but it is a little bit small.

Sebastian: Paula, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Paula: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman, Cabezilla!

Paula: Make me yours sebastian!
Sebastian: Ok! Say hello to mi little friend!
Paula: It is really little, isn't it?
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Paula: I meant you dick looks like a Cabezilla!

by PishonaZo May 5, 2010

cabaser

(noun or adjective): crazy

yo this night was pretty cabaser!

she's being cabaser right now

by autisstamped November 29, 2012