banana buttplug

Noun-1. A vile insult given from a boy to a gril typically said as a rebuttal comeback to initial slander, or behavior that has really pissed the boy off.

Noun-2. A sextoy for poor homosexuals.

"Did you see the 2 crackheads in the alley using a banana buttplug, and the guy didn't even give him the courtesy of a reach around?"

by Walter Johnston August 2, 2006

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Corpus Christi Buttplug

The act of (a gay man) inserting a dryer sheet into his butthole in order to make his butthole more bearable for his partner, (another man) and then accidentally discharging it from his ass from farting.

Kody: Hey man did you see Cody shoot that Corpus Christi Buttplug out of his ass? It smelled like cum!!!
Johnston: Ya, his anus is Heinous!!!

by John-doe1 November 11, 2012

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Biloxi buttplug

When your girlfriend sticks a 20oz bottle of diet doctor pepper in your ass. In the front seat of a 1997 Ford probe at a dollar general parking lot in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Hey babe can you give me a Biloxi buttplug?

by JKrispay April 4, 2023

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New York Buttplug

The process of putting an open beer bottle up your ass letting all the beer go into your ass and then you put your ass up to the sky then you take out the beer bottle and someone drinks the beer from your ass.

Did you hear that Jeff tried the New York Buttplug last night ?

by Bigdicknibba April 14, 2018

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Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

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