Burly Men Found

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree

1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

Burley'd

To make a huge mistake without any positive outcome.

"A Gengar beat her whole team?"
"Yeah she really Burley'd it."

by StauntonLick July 3, 2014

Barely Blind

Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.

Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.

Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!

by Abschaum November 25, 2007

Burley Barrier

When a person feels that they have to stay in Burleson, Texas due to their family lineage living there for multiple generations.

I was looking at houses in Grapevine, but then the Burley Barrier got to me and I stopped looking.

by JerrytheJones November 1, 2017

Burlynne

One of the most Extraordinary people you will meet. She's Super sweet, Caring, Artistic, Sensitive, honest, Funny and loving. She will do anything for the people she cares about and will have your back! She's not afraid to show people her weird side!

Girl 1: "Burlynne's So sweet!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. I wish I was friends with her"

by Starstruck 2005 March 23, 2019

barely fucked

Just the tip.

“I have two barely fucked goats.”

“James T had the tip of the dick in the asshole, so he was barely fucked.”

by Oh my gawt! May 8, 2019

Burley Sturley

Someone who works out obsessively to compensate for their microscopic penis.

Holy shit he's jacked!
Don't worry he's just Burley Sturley.

by HB_Fagatron June 15, 2009