Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

broon ale

best alcoholic drink in the world, originates in geordieland

giz z bottle of broon

by geordie October 24, 2003

Broon Hal

We all have a broon hal, it may be easier identified as a brown hole. Without one of these we can't do the jobbies! Most chicks love it up the Broon Hal.

do you take it up the Broon Hal? I love the Broon Hal. etc

by The Hal February 17, 2010

Brosonic

A portmanteu of the words Masonic and Bro. Used to describe something secretive in nature relating to bros.

Mike, Greg and I scheduled a Brosonic meeting for Thursday.

by Kurt Norris June 19, 2010

Brolonoscopy

(n) A colonoscopy or close anal examination for completely and only heterosexual purposes performed by a fellow bro.

My ass was itching way too much so I asked my bro Dave here to 'gimme a brolonoscopy.

by Yevsup July 10, 2010

Broposing

To propose brohood (aka. holy brotimony) to the cool guy of your dreams. It takes a real man to go down on his knees for another dude.

Broposer: "Hey man, will you join me in the magically journey of mutual brohood?"
Broposee: "Dude, are you broposing?"
Broposer: "Yeah, man."
Broposee: "Cool."

The bros may now fistbump.

by FedoraBrow January 12, 2011

bropolar

An individual who is undeniably bro, but not everday. The rest of the time, he may as well be pmsing.

Are you gonna hang out with Justin today?

No idea. That fucker is so bropolar, I never can tell with him.

by albinobro October 13, 2011