Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021

broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

by iyatowa April 3, 2019

brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

Brockafrairio

An Afro-American man with a small genitalia.

To be honest with you Roy, I didn't know they existed, until one day I saw a Brockafrario showering at the gym.

by Anthony Apruzzese January 2, 2004

Brock pickering

An ugly ass white trash Inbred hick red neck hillbilly who never touched any pussy n got no motion whatsoever that faggot ass lil retarted lil bitch should kill himself

“Hey that’s Brock pickering look at his autistic dyslexic hyena lookin ass let’s go beat his bitchass tf up”

by Lil clit dick wit a vibrater September 26, 2023

Sam Brockmeyer

Biggest faggot in the world and is a huge pussy

Mason:Sam Brockmeyer is such a pussy
Mike:Ik nigga

by Lovenigga69 October 19, 2019

Cole Robert Brock

Cole is a Kansas boy who started out making vines with his best friend Sam Golbach. They got over one million subscribers, and then vine was dead so they went to YouTube. They started their own YouTube channel called “Sam and Colby”. After they graduated from high school they moved to L.A. together. They started a new channel with the same name. Sam and Colby later moved into a mansion with a few ither friends. January 2019 Sam and Colby got caught by the police while trying to do an exploring abandoned places YouTube video. They both go taken to jail Sams fee to get out of jail was 2,000, and Colby’s fee was 6,000. Almost two months later they are back to making YouTube videos and everything is normal. This week Sam and Colby and all of the other roommates are moving out of their mansion they moved into two years ago.

Ex: Have you watched you tubers Sam Golbach and Colby Brock?
Ex: Fid you know that Colby Brock’s real name is Cole Robert Brock?

by Bob halligan February 27, 2019