bong 

A bong is like the holy grail. your search until you find the one that does you proper, then you make praise-and offer burnt sacrifice of tasty marijuana to her every niggghit.

A bong is does right if it has an ice catcher, at least one perculator, at leasat 16 diffusor ports and an ash catcher. ANything else is a joke.

Passthe bong fool, im trying to get looser than a mother fucker

bong by mioke January 1, 2008

bong 

A water pipe that consists of a bottle partially filled with water and a smaller tube ending in a bowl, used often for smoking weed.

Lets go smoke some bongs...

bong by Malis April 9, 2006

bong 

your ticket to a wild and crazy ass night with friends/family, which could lead to impregnation, being locked up by the pigs and or making up rediculous names for your piece

yo nigga you remember da bong, shit nigga you know i got dat shit right errrr!

bong by niggajames October 30, 2007

bong 

A bong is like a heavenly pipe made of mysterious, colourd stuff. It has been used for billions of years. recently they found the biggest and propably most funkiest bong in the history of gettin a little high, like a towel would say.
if you ever tried to smoke a bong without water, you sure know that you should have known before. so here it is: put water into a bong before smoking it.
Remember, always buy a big "small/medium" head.

you can smoke it all with one hit - you can...
my advice: Smoke a lot of bong! The more you smoke - the more you will need to feed that bong!

"Duuuude, that bong is tha shit!"

"Holy Bongomolie, Bob's bong just raped my lungs, bro'!"

bong by Bob Morane the insane Cook February 10, 2010

bong 

Mostley used by cool people who like getting blazed. A device in which water filters the smoke so no chunks of weed get in ur mouth. You light filled bowl of bud and breath through the end of it. Once it just starts to hurt your throat you release the carb causing a shit load of smoke going down your lungs and then you start coughing like a bitch.

"Yo, pass that bong man."
"That bong kicked my ass man. *COUGH*."

bong by davy mofo December 28, 2005

bong 

What semi-poor suburban kids make to smoke in a classy way.

No dad, that jar, surgical tubing and socket isnt a bong... its an experiment for chemistry class

bong by A Lesbian Orgy July 18, 2009

bong 

A Bong is a device, often used by people who smoke cannabis, which helps the user ingest an extreme amount of doughnuts. Each use or hit off a bong is called a rip; a typical user will consume between 4 and 12 doughnuts in a normal bong rip. The device consists of a long hollow tube, or chamber, and an air hole, also known as a carb. To prepare the bong for use the user stuffs the desired amount of doughnuts into the chamber. Care must be taken not to stuff too many doughnuts in or the doughnuts will face an obstruction during the high speed exit phase.

Once the bong has been loaded the user wraps their lips around it and turns it upside down. Another person hooks up an air compressor to the carb and starts to inject air around 15 or 20 PSI (2 maple bar). The higher pressure forces the doughnuts down and out the tube. With carefully timed swallowing motions the doughnuts can be swallowed without choking.

A bong is typically purchased at a speciality store for consumers of cannabis known as a supermarket.

See also: vaporizer

Source: Uncyclopedia

Joe just ate 12 donuts in a single rip from the bong. Holy shit!

bong by Arm April 29, 2006