Blistering Mickey

A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.

Shannon pissed me off so I left a Blistering Mickey in her shoe, the dumb ho-bag.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

Buttering

The act of cumming on a girl and then spreading with your penis like you're buttering bread.

Mate, I well pulled this girl and i did some buttering on her chest.

by nelsonLANTERN January 9, 2011

buttering the gnar

Snowboard term used to describe a difficult trick that is done perfectly.

Did you see the trick that guy just pulled, he's totally buttering the gnar.

by Marf Fatt December 27, 2007

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus

after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet

by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003