cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.

what a cockage blockage brandon.

by dill pickles January 11, 2008

Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole

When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.

by Red head italian March 20, 2009

_blockage

Some Instagram personality that mooches off his friends for clout

"Hey do you follow @_blockage?"
"Gee Williegers, no I don't but, as a homosexual I guess it's my duty"

by Westsidepercs September 9, 2018

blockster

That one prick you can never get rid of

Such a blockster

by DaSwede1431 May 18, 2018

Blockatoo

A woman that appears attractive from a city block or more away that as she approaches a) is actually unattractive or b) is actually a man.

Man I walking down Robinson St. and crossed paths with a Blockatoo!

by miracleneeder February 22, 2011

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

blockayejr

A man with a very big booty (thick ass)

Hey have you seen blockayejr from instagram? He has a big booty.

by Walter Whaite November 22, 2021