bling bling

1. a term that was once used to describe a three-foot midget who happened to take Thursday ballet class. thankfully, that term is no longer in use.

2. extremely nice jewelery
1. Did you see that bling bling that walked out of Hawkins Dance Studio?

more realisticly:
2. Yo, did see his pinky bling bling? DAMMMMMMMNNN
by grand June 23, 2005
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Bling it

1. Noun. ber-l-ing-it. a term used to describe the returning of borrowed chains or jewellery.

2 can also describe getting out of a bad situation faster than you can shake your chains.

1. oooi bruv if your gonna take my ice bling it back to be by saturday, or ill come get ya.

2. Donelle: Tyrone! Tyrone! its the feds they found our stash!
Tyrone: Foool why you bring that s*** back here, quick lets bling it outta here before they see us.
Donelle: bling it all the way
by ezzz January 12, 2008
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bling

The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
by grumblord March 16, 2007
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bling

flashy or gaudy jewelry, named for the sound generated when worn.
"Oh shit I forgot my bling!"
by iq December 03, 2002
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bling it on

The Worst commercial idea in existance, spawned by the darkest evils known to man.
"Now it's easy to bling!"
by anomynous April 18, 2005
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blinging

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually
1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
by Dee November 11, 2003
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Bling-Bling

Your jewelry that is iced out or crushed out with diamonds, usually platinum or gold: watches(Gucci, Rolex, Cartier), chains, pieces, bracelets, and platinum or gold slugs(teeth).
Whats happen whoadie! I went down to the Gucci to buy some new bling-bling. Check it out cousin. This i how we do it down south, whoadie!
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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