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Ivan Bliminse

The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given
Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.
by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019
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New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011
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blimbo

A girl who gives blimpies.(giving head to a guy taking a shit.)

They are dirty girls who are turned on by poo smell and blow jobs.
by Nathy April 12, 2008
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blimpo

A Really Fat ass motherfucker, whose whole body is shaped like a balloon
My Friend John Is A Blimpo
by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004
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Blimey

I thing that British people say when something fucking horrible happens.
*Man gets hit by a car*
“Blimey! Reckon he’s off to the hospital
by sweester May 6, 2020
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blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013
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BLUMF

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.
by Dave January 10, 2004
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