blimpo 

A Really Fat ass motherfucker, whose whole body is shaped like a balloon

My Friend John Is A Blimpo

blimpo by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004

Blimpo 

The most godly UT player to ever walk the earth.

Holy Sh!t Blimpo just came out of nowhere and just blew a rocket up my ass!

Blimpo by Blimpo June 9, 2004

Blimpsy 

1. What you call your grandparents when she's boozy.

Dude you're grandma was so blimpsy last night she could barely walk!

Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015

Blimped 

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

Blimped by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

Blimph 

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.

Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?

Blimph by moorie74 June 28, 2018

green blimpsuit 

Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.

Lookout, here comes Big Nuts in his fashionable green blimpsuit!

green blimpsuit by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

blimpster 

an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005