Past situationship that acted like a bitch. Use in negative connotation . Works best to refer to negative situationships with sassy men.
“Did I tell you about my bitchuationship from the summer?”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”
“Who? That guy Nick?”
“Yea, he posted his new girlfriend while I was still on his close friends. What a little bitch!”
by DaveBrown6920 October 16, 2025
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by mcswaggie February 17, 2014
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A girls' trip, where women relax, unwind, and enjoy themselves without the pressures of work or family responsibilities.
Sasha: My group chat just renamed itself “Bitchcation 2025”
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.
by fail-fixer May 11, 2025
Get the Bitchcation mug.The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy
"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch
"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch
"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
by DOFOO June 18, 2009
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B: Yeah, sorry, my bitchathon went too far.
C: God, I hate X. He's such a pretentious twat. And really arrogant and smug all the time, he just lords it over everyone.
D: I know what you mean, he rubs it in everyone's faces that he has three jobs and doesn't care that he's offending anyone in the process.
C: I swear he tried to use me for ideas for his work as well.....
B: Yeah, sorry, my bitchathon went too far.
C: God, I hate X. He's such a pretentious twat. And really arrogant and smug all the time, he just lords it over everyone.
D: I know what you mean, he rubs it in everyone's faces that he has three jobs and doesn't care that he's offending anyone in the process.
C: I swear he tried to use me for ideas for his work as well.....
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