Skip to main content

Definitions by JulesBond

skoshalist 

Someone who always wants just a little more wine. Just a skosh more.
Better open another bottle. She’s a skoshalist!
skoshalist by JulesBond September 20, 2023

Witchuation 

A situation which warrants being a witch.
What we have here is a witchuation. That jackass pulled out in front of me!
Witchuation by JulesBond April 19, 2018

sweatfret 

Concern that not enough deodorant was applied. Also concern over whether deodorant was applied at all. Opposite of pitgrit.
Uh oh. I've got sweatfret. Wish I had put on more deodorant.
sweatfret by JulesBond August 26, 2017
Damage caused by lightening or electrical force.
When the storm ends we will first survey the zamage.

He hasn't been the same since he was struck by lightening. The zamage is noticeable.
zamage by JulesBond August 24, 2017
Balls of deodorant collected in ones armpit on a hot sweaty day.
Don't look now. She's got pitgrit!
pitgrit by JulesBond August 24, 2017