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bitchita

a young bitch, 18 years old and under, who acts JUST LIKE an adult bitch.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing coming out of that little bitchita's mouth.
by Elaine E. June 28, 2008
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bitchitus

Noun. Becoming so irritated with the mean and hateful behavior of others that one becomes moody and must take a day or days off from work to recuperate so that one doesn't become permanently affected.
I am going to take Monday and Tuesday off from work today. I have bitchitus.
by bonnie January 29, 2005
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Bitchfit

When a person of the female or male species throws a temper tantrum. They throgh a hissy fit and act like a bitch, hence "bitchfit." Or when a bitch gets feisty.
Girl: "OMFG! I cannot believe you did that! How could you...blah blah blah"
Boy: "Damn, stop throwing a bitchfit."
by n0wayitsem April 26, 2008
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bitchitization

The process through which one is made into the bitch of another by way of extreme one sided losses or embarassment.
Length of time may vary as a bitchitization comprises of the time elapsed between the start and finish of the bitch making process.
Dude that game was an endless bitchitization.
by Zell January 11, 2009
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Bitchisity

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
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bitchitude

a noun.

a combination of the word "bitching" and "attitude"!

used when someone or something is annoying and giving you attitude at the same time.
a guy: "I know a couple of people who want to see this movie too!"
a girl: "well...then go with them!"
a guy: "stop giving me a BITCHITUDE!"
by dontdothattwice June 1, 2009
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abercrombie and bitchites

People who strut around like peacocks on pheremones and think that they are largely better than everyone because they wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.
Tina: Oh my God, Tiffany! Those are such Abercrombie and Bitchites!
by Uwish. April 4, 2010
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